invitatioN

invitaTion caRd!! erm..suke! suke! suke! debot kata niCe! adeh br 10 siap..giler..neway TQ to debot 4 d map (if guest sesat jugak i tak tau laa...) diny sticker..(brapa bnyk font da ko guna?? ni kene turunkn ilmu nih)
erm..theme cam dah tak balinese terpaksa tukar cz debot nk yg unique..so abg nan kata kita buat balinese + bollywood = baliwood!!
lantak laaa..


p/s : debot sorry if i fussy2 sgt about d map ya..i just nak yg d best 4 us..

11 th flooR..if terjuN ok tak??

" nak pegi mana ni???"
(pot luck!)
"keje tak siap lagi! card tak siap lagi! hantaran tak siap lagi! berjalan jek!!! balik keje lambat2!!"

(i bukan pegi huhahuha laa!!! i pegi cari brg2 kawen!! i tak pernah jumpa FAMILY mcm ni!! membebel jek!!!!! relax laa i know what 2 do..mak ni bebel2 bukannyer mak tolong! tolong tanya pun tak!!! sumer i kene buat sndr!!)

erm..makin hari makin tension! elok2 dah set date, nak tukar pulak just bcz neighbour yg kt cheras ada kenduri kawin jugak on 23rd. TENSION!!!! nasib card smua belum print out lagi..ada hikmah.

" alaa macam mana ni dek?"

tau pulak!!
ahh!! tanya gue buat apa??? tension tahap DEWA!! bila i kata 16..u kata tengah bulan! orang takde $$$ minyak nk datang! u nak on 30!! org dh sibuk nk masuk skolah!!!!! PHOTOGRAPHY N PELAMIN SMUA DH ADA ORG BOOKED!!!
" ah! cari lain la dek"

n i taknk 80X tukar date!!!senang betul u cakap! u duduk mengangkang i yg kene fikir. n U TAU NI TAK BOLEH TU TAK BOLEH!!!! ikut hati i TANGGAL cincin ni suh pegi PULANG...BAKAR SMUA BRG2 depan U GUYS pastu LARI!! jangan igt i tak SANGGUP n MALUkn semua org!!!

bila gue suh booking tok kadi, tny2 kn caterer, call uchu tanya..

"eh engko tak boleh call???"

FINE! FINE! FINE! biar gue suh uchu..nnt org kata..BUDAK NI TAKDE MAK BAPAK KE?? kesian..macam anak yatim pulak!!!
bila gue nk buat nikah mlm..tggi suara "mana ada org nikah malam! tak pernah orang buat!!"

"uchu..tukar la mak takmo mlm. mak nk siang pulak sblm zohor! ha?? imam masjid takde? owh pegi nikahkn orang?? malam??"

HA HAMBIK!! imam tu pegi nikahkn org mlm2 buta nih..
bila gue nk ambik KOMPANG kata nnt MEMBAZIR! nnt tak cukup BUDGET!
bila u nk catering yg RM 12 henggit satu kepala takpe! bila kawan2 u nk datang mengamuk2 suh i tolong..but bl i nyer big event..u tak tolong!!

p/s :huh! i bukan anak yang lawan2 or gaduh2 ngan parents.. i selalu mengalah dari kecil..but i pendendam..(bunga tu utk askar2 n pengapit <--sorry dek ko pny tak letak $$!)

OrAnG KAtA..

J : sori...
J : i doesnt mean nak buat u penin...
J : tapi...i do like u...
J : even i tak kenal u jauh...
J : tapi i rase...i syg u...
J : sori la i bagitau semua nih...
J : patut nyer i simpan kat i sorang...
J : n mase i tau u dah enggage tuh...
J : i really frust gile..
J : sori beb...
J : i tau salah i ckp mcmnih..
J : my bad..

org kata ni dugaan??
org kta jgn lelama..

org kata kene jejaga

org kata takut jd ape2..

org kata sbb darah manis..

tapi smlm jari i luke..

so i test rasa..

mana ada manis! tipu!!!!

kaLuT

pening + kalut + malut + tension
takde sp nk harap. smua sndr kn debot?!
just diny. (PA + pemegang rahsia terbesar + pengapit +
brangan nk jd wedding planner!

hah tolong sponsor n order cupcakes tuh..
theme - balinese tak kira!! ++ choc sponsor jugak kan??
senyum smpai telinga nih!!) btw gue bg lu kain 1 ke 2??
ahhh!! 1 jek time reception.
akad nikah pakai bj raya lu..orait?? kehkehkeh


smlm g booking
BAJU
erm..tak suke sama ngan org! nnt kata tiru!! so better tmpah design baru ek??
abg nan kata col maroon + brown yg i nk tak pernah org nak.
n col tu bahaya..silap sikit tenggelam.. dah la tak tau berenang!


PELAMIN
finally ada jugak org faham apa i nak...takyah bertegang urat xplain.
theme BALINESE TAU?? tau....GOOD! debot nk add fresh flowers.
Mak ai dia ni demand lebey la pulak!!


MAKE - UP
erm..i tak fussy bab ni..coz lipstick pn takde dlm handbag..so???
jgn mcm clown pipi merah + nk mancung hidung smpai nmpk blue black
or opera cina sudah!<--ni tak pggl fussy?? TAK!!

sumer ni handle by ADNAAN JAAFAR. background not bad.
handle event kt masjid terapung cost dia 75k..
what else should i say??? debot..proceed ke??

u kn menteri kewangan..


PHOTOGRAPHY
http://eyerich.fotopages.com/
syawal http://laways.fotopages.com/
and lan http://azlanabubakar.fotopages.com/
will handle my event. bg arr i discount bnyk sikit..
tak pn honeymoon package kt carcosa negara ke?? kehkehkeh


CARD
adeke patut mum nyakat suh beli jek kt mydin??? ishhhh!!
dia kt i buat card lambat..
TAKMO TAKMO! TAK SUKE! TAK SUKE! TAK SUKE!!!!
i nk buat sndr card i...i kan creative. debot backing la i!!!
i tak kira i nk buat sndr!!! ni sample wedding card i
anything refer http://uniquecollectionz.blogspot.com/

biLa FaeZ berTukaR sTatus

ha..i dun hve 2 say a word kn?

wednesday - 17 oct debot called

"u..mama kata this friday nk g merisik,

n tunang terus and mama kata this coming dec middle or end kawen!"

???? ha?? i? 1001 rasa yg pasti but smua jadi tak kene. adeh!! apa ni? main kejut2 gini?

kelang kabut smua org. panas sejuk suam smua ada..eeeeee!!!! tak suke! tak suke! jgn buat i cm ni la debot!!!! i duku u kang!!!

sis emy " " anga nk buat card apa tu?"

card kawen!! diam!!

p/s : burUng apa? burung murai..

burung apa? burung murai..

BuRunG apa? BURUNG PUNAI!!! bangang nyer debot!

mimPi aiDiLfiTri

erm..finally card raya from debot! erm..tak kisah la rankin u brapa pun..n $$ raya!

u terasa ek pantun i??? kehkehkeh padan!

baru start keje hr ni..erm..meh nk citer pasal raya skit

1st day raya

kehkehkeh..dia hantar 1 group of GUYS BERBAJU MELAYU to merisik! sapa dia?? mana i tau!!

huh nasib baik mimpi! peluh kejap. tu la pagi raya tak g smayang + bangun kul 9!

tido pulak tengahari 2nd raya..

merisik ala2 hantar STORY ALBUM..(pulak!) but tak tau sapa..

just nmpk ala2 chinese...

waduh mimpi lagi!!! apa ni?? merepek..

p/s : petanda or mainan tidor??

PeTRoNas

alrite..again peTronas..
this Raya card di pos khas dr building sebelah (KLcc)
okey sender dia sha2 deen

my classmate dulu kat st mary..
10 yrs tak jumpa kn?
sha..cross jalan dah sampai k..

neway thanks 4 d card ya..i dh hang kt board dah
n wishing u salam aidilfitri

maaf zahir batin k

senget la pulak..biarkan!

SalaM AiDiLFitRi

wishing u guys SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI.

sorry hujung rambut hujung kaki..

if tersalah laku, pandang, kata,

or even yang terdetik di hati

samaada sengaja atau tak

halalkan sumer ya..

pegi kedai beli kain

kain nk buat baju raya

macam biasa takde lain

juz nak ucap slamat hari raya

i mintak maaf dari hati

ujung rambut ke ujung kaki

siap susun 20 jari

masuk skali jari kaki

mak senah yg tembak gagak

pergi menembak dgn bf nyer

maaf tu maaf la jugak

duit raye takde ke??

p/s

pasang pelita, cari sumbu takde..so i pakai mop!

heheheh tak nyala-nyala!

NuRuL AdiNi

heheheh..ok ok dini dh kotakan janji..jejak kasih cancelled!
found d kasih already..
erm..neway tq la bnyk2

bila DiNi muNgkiR jaNji

misz_dini said...
ehem ehem...sorry..tepon line free kat sini takleh tekan 103...100 or aper2 jerk no 3 digit..cam siot jerk...arini aku gi topup semata2 utk ko ekk....!!!tapi takper anything for u..i will call rite away today n will reply to u back ya.....wait for me yah...muakssss...
8:51 AM

eleh..hr ni dh hr apa??
ko janji monday hr tu!!!
eeeee!!! benci tau!!! marah arrr nih!!!
u got d no aight??
ke nk address skali??
if nk tell me so..

p/s : dah nk raya dh ni..nnt abg posmen cuti!!!

huh!!

bl berdepan dgn org blur+bebal+bodoh+bingai+bahlul+lembab otak,
i jd menggigil satu badan. what should i say??

knp la bingai sgt u?? kelakar bodoh apa yg u try nk buat bulan2 posa ni??
hantar card raya 18sx kt i??? ++ datuk betul2 mengadap i!!!
n d best thing yg i buat off monitor! bangang la u!!
u kata just for fun..cz i relax..hangguk u..
suke hati u jek kn i relax! u tu takde keje lain ke?? ke makan gaji buta?
bulan2 posa ni org nk ++ pahala n elak dosa.
yg u bangang sgt nk ++ kn dosa i buat apa???

huh!! bioL
fine! sikit pn u tak rasa salah ke??

putera: apaa yunk buat u marah ???
putera: i ckp sorry pun tak memadaii
putera: u nk melenting jewww kn kan kan
me: cukup ke??
me: cukup ke sorry u?
putera: abis tuhh bagi laa balik kad raya yunk i bagi tuk tak yahh laa simpan ...
putera: send kat i balik laaa
putera: nk marah marah pulak ......
putera: ingat kan u nih .... sporting, boleh layan .... kalau u tak leh nak layan ....simpan jew laaa .....
putera: esok lusa ke tulat u nk tengok baru laa tengok .....
putera: jangan nk melenting .... i bukan nk buat u marah ..... tapi time tak kena sorry laaaa ......tuh jew....
putera: i pun tengah heavy jugak nih
me: i peduli apa u heavy!
me: none of my business pn!
me: bangang!!

p/s : ada jgk org bebal cm nih..
maki hamun + sumpah seranah i kt u!!
n i think u should kill urself dear

3Rd RanKinG

finally!! sampai jugak card from dinie erm..by hand la tapi..
sponsored by unique collectionz kn?? neway thanks..
erm..smlm went out with dinie g klcc..mandi hujan + huhahuha + cuci mata kn jenet kn?? dear..11.05 am..another 1 hour + 25 munites n u will get d info 4 me kn?
makan nasi dgn ikan,
kan jeNet kan kan??
if not buat jejak kaseh je lah! ahhh!!! tak kira! tak kira! ko yg ilangkn..cari balik!!!

tgh angau2 with this song..i post lyric jek lagu cari sndr..erm..ni pn curi2 WaN chIN punya (pinjam!)
LitTLest ThinGs by LiLy ALlen

opps!!

sumtimes I find myself sittin' back n reminiscing
Especially when I have 2 watch other people kissin'
n I remember when u started callin' me ur missus
All d play fightin', all d flirtatious disses
I'd tell u sad stories about my childhood
I don't know y I trusted u but I knew that I could
We'd spend d whole weekend lying in our own dirt
I was just so happy in your boxers n your t-shirt

[Chorus]

Dreams, Dreams
Of when we had just started things
Dreams of u n meIt seems, It seems
That I can't shake those memories
I wonder if you have d same dreams 2.

d littlest things that take me there
I know it sounds lame but its so true
I know its not right, but it seems unfair
That d things r reminding me of u
Sumtimes I wish we could just pretend
Even if only 4 1 weekend
So come on, Tell me
Is this the end?

Drinkin' tea in bed
Watching DVD's
When I discovered all ur dirty grotty magazines
u take me out shopping n all we'd buy is trainers
As if we ever needed anything 2 entertain us
d 1st time that u introduced me 2ur friends
n u could tell I was nervous, so you held my hand
when I was feeling down, u made that face u do
There's no 1 in d world that could replace u

p/s : faez..bulan puasa laaaaaa

TM??

air tebu air kelapa

yang i senyum sorang2 kenapa??

so...ni la surat ChInta yg u kata tu...

erm..my 2nd card raya..aha..(dinie??? still waiting urs ni..mcm punggok rindukan bulan jadinyer)

well nothing much 2 say cz

so let me keep it 4 maself lah..

ucapan kt dlm card tu pn i smpan 4maself aight..

i taknk tulis bnyk bout this..

p/s : deq pls....

MEluAt

i tak faham betuL! SeRius!!

ok fine every yr during RamaDhaN, sumer stafF citer psl BONUS nk BODEK smpai 3bln...(berangan la korang) asyik bonus bonus bonus. sapa yg nk bg bonus? TANYA LAAAA BOS!! adui yang hang dok citer tak sudah2 knp??

itu boleh dikategerikan sbg POYOSSSS..kehkehkeh

huh!! c comel PUAKA ni gak yg bukak muluT..<--hehehe nasib comel2..Datuk nak marah pn tak jadi..

"ha korang2..Datuk kata TADAK!!"

so?? tadak = takde la..if ada rezeki ada la kn?? if takde takkn nk paksa..betul?

but ada la staff ni..mak ai!! pening i dibuatnyer.. 9-4 asyik tanya bonus jek

adui naik pekak telinga dgr.. relax arr..

if u nk sgt go la paksa bos2 tuh..tak kuasa i..

9sumthing..

1 new message:

"by today nk tak nk kene gak ckp ngan bos2 pasal bonus! dgn bos ni tak boleh bagi muke!!"

ahh ahh!! sakit hati, cam nk gugur jantung i dpt msg ..<-- even i bukan bos..

ishhh apa yg kecoh sgt?? dah la tu..u kat mana skarang?? dh 9 sumthing u tak smpai ofis lagi..

lagi mau ckp pasal bonus... huh meluat!! bos salah nmpk..u datang ofis everyday pukul berapa datuk harimau?? pukul 10!!

tak boleh ke i nk idup senang lenang tanpa fikir psl BONUS?? rimas!!

no bukan i taknk bonus..but takpayah la cm kene sawan if takde bonus..chill la babe!! <--bak kata debot, time i tgh merah2 muka marah..

smpai ofis terus buzz i!? huh? smbung lgi??

SHe: bg duit raya kat body guard @#$%^ lar..pastu ntah saper lagi si bakar bagi tau ari tu..

me : owh.. patut akak tny la, kitaorg takde ke??

SHe: ha..ah..iye lar tu...tak tau muke bakar masam...muke datuk berkerut kerut....nak tanye?me: ala tny gelak2 pastu blah jek la

SHe: dah lepas...kang tunggu jek dorang masuk office..ceh...semangat berapi rapi...! kang dorang masuk semer kecut..<--lu yg kecut..bl suh cakap bagi alasan..poyos!!
SHe: camaner yerk? <--aela..kang duku kang!

me: slagi tak tny slagi tu la mcm ni

SHe: faez masuk sama berani? <--ler bukan i yg tny Datuk hr tu ke??

me: apa pulak tak brani ?? c d leg la.. wakakakka <--lu nk suh gue masuk sesorang tny pn boleh..tp lu yg lebey2 nk kn?? 'chill la beb!!'

p/s : mum ajar : jgn meminta2 n mengharap..

i ajar : just let it go..if takde rezeki

caRd RayA

aha..my firSt Card RaYa..from kak liNie..

ala ingat juGak dia..nice pulaK petRonas nyer Card raya ek??

ha akak pn tggu arr faeZ pny lagi nice dR petRonas! kehkehkeh..

p/s :tak pn..next yr i ambik tender

supply card raya kt petronas nak?? suke jek!

biLa faEz keNe ayaT

jonet: hi beb! i dah post dah surat chinta i kat u.

me: wakakakak!! surat cinta ha?

jonet: surat yg bermulenyer syg i pd u..

me: wakakakak!!wakakak!!

jonet: i wish one day i jumpe u...n that day jugak..kite crash,..jatuh cinte...ok tak?

me: wakakaka!! wakakakak!! wakakak!! ok ok

me: but kene ke jatuh cinta gak?

jonet: eeemm...kena tak kena tuh i tak tau..

jonet: allah maha kaya kan..maner la tau i ckp nih jadik bebtul..

jonet: kot2 mmg jodoh u ngan i ke..
me: wakakakak!! ala u sweet talker!

me: abis i nnt perasan syok sndr!

jonet: takla.. i ckp yg betul... kalu takdir u ngan i.. i terima dgn besar hati..

me: ala nnt u pasang scandal !

jonet: mmg suker..i admit...tapi i takde yg steady beb

me: takmo takmo

jonet: tak..once i nak settle down..i's over..

me: wakakak..susah nk caya..quang quang quang

jonet: mmg susah nak caya... n i pun tak mintak u caya lebey2 beb..

jonet: cumer..if u are really my girl...it's over utk i nak mcm skrg

me: nnt ilang 6pck u tuh lyn kerenah i..

jonet: ilang 6pack?hehehehe...takpe2...ley workout lg kn?

jonet: kalu ilang pun disbb kan u...i sanggup beb..

abis la debot..

jgn tunggu lama2, nanti lama2

dia diambil org (lagu)

quang3x! lalaaalallaaaa

london bridge is falling down3x..

bos BinGai = pekak + beBaL

erm..bln posa..malas mcm nk update..xde idea + sleepy zzzzz

nak-nak lagi bos hari2 masuk ofis..BOSAN!!

1,2,3,4,5 hah!! ramainyer tak posa..

everyday tapau nasik kandaq. hampeh!!

ala gue bukan sakit hati diaorg tak posa..

gue sakit hati bos slalu masuk. kaco daun!!

time kul 4pm nk balik..time tu laaaa dia suh reply email

fine laa.. gue pn tny.. " yang mana nk reply " dia pn tunjuk
yg ni tu ni tu "ada lebih kurang 6, u reply smua..ala saja2...u reply sekarang"

eh org tua nih!! gue DUKU kang!! gue nk baliks!! kl ngan ulu yam lebih kurang 50km..tu tak masuk sangkut kt jln kuching + pekeliling..

fine fine! gue pn duk bukak satu-satu email tuh.. erm..LOTTERY!! AGAIN????? adui..gue dh ckp tak payah la bnd2 merepek tuh!! bukan betul pn..mana ada org nk bg free!! adui degil org tua ni..dia nk gak!! nak cepat kaya?? $$ dh bnyk, pn tak cukup?? ah last2 nnt lu yg kene tipu..ishh susah dpt bos bingai!

pastu gue takde keje lain?? asyik reply email LOTTERY, JACKPOT!

BOS!!! HA BAK MEH SINI LA BONUS!! pastu u suh la i reply apa mail skali pn..no hal bos! kehkehkeh..ah 4.30 dh..baliks!!!!!